Don’t Be A Dirtbag – Unisex Tee

Description

“Unveiling the ‘Buried Motives Don’t Be A Dirtbag Tee’—your wardrobe’s guilty pleasure! Slip into this tee and channel your inner detective with every step. Whether you’re cracking cases or just cracking jokes, this shirt has you covered (literally).

Crafted with the softness of a detective’s hunch and the durability to withstand your own ‘aha!’ moments, this tee is perfect for binging episodes or going undercover as the world’s most fashionable sleuth.

Warning: Wearing this tee may result in sudden bursts of deductive reasoning, an inexplicable need to solve crimes in your neighborhood, and an increased likelihood of being mistaken for the cutest lead investigator. Side effects also include extreme comfort and undeniable coolness.

So, grab your magnifying glass and your sense of humor, and wear this tee proudly as you embark on your own mysterious adventures—because who says solving crimes can’t be stylish?”

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!